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Songs with a Pink Twist Volume 4 - Enthusiasm Printable Version
1) Microdermabrasion for Me 2) Mary Kay Enthusiasm Remix
3) Mary Kay Enthusiasm Instrumental 4) Our Family's Brand
5) Mom's Make Up 6) Movin' Up Boogie
7) NSD's 8) The Race is On
9) Perfect Start, Power Start 10) The Impossible Dream
11) Close Enough to Touch  

Songs with a Pink Twist Volume 3 - Make Up Is My Business Printable Version
1) Make Up Is My Business 6) My Mom Duz Meree Cay® (sort of)
2) Mary Kay® Woman 7) Hydrate the World
3) Ain't That Pink Caddie Sexy 8) Still Mary Kay® for Me
4) Unbelievable 9) One Moment in Time
5) TimeWise® 10) The Prayer

Microdermabrasion for Me   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'The Locomotion' as performed by Atomic Kitten
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Seems everybody's searching for a fountain of youth now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
Mary Kay® has got it and I'm telling the truth now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
Younger looking softer skin, if that's what you seek
You could see it on your face in less than a week
So come on, come on get microdermabrasion from me

It will improve skin texture
It reduces fine lines but what's more
It'll give you smaller pores

It only takes a tiny quarter-size dab of lotion
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
Just rub it on your face in a circular motion
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
You'll feel refining crystals as they come into play
And you will swear that time itself has been washed away
So come on, come on try microdermabrasion and see

The second step sets Mary Kay® apart from the rest now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
Replenishes your skin to leave it looking its best now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
It nourishes with vitamins and things that you need
Like antioxidants to keep skin healthy and clean
So come on, come on use microdermabrasion and see

It will improve skin texture
It reduces fine lines there's more
Did I mention smaller pores

Yeah everybody's searching for a fountain of youth now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
Mary Kay® has got it and you're living proof now
You'll love Timewise® microdermabrasion
That younger looking softer skin that everyone seeks
You've got it on your face now for the whole world to see
So come on, come on its microdermabrasion
Come on, come on its microdermabrasion
Come on, come on its microdermabrasion for me

Mary Kay® Enthusiasm   Back to the top
Traditional parody of 'I've Got that Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy Down in my Heart'

I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm up in my head
Up in my head, up in my head
I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm up in my head
Up in my head to stay

I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm down in my feet
Down in my feet, down in my feet
I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm down in my feet
Down in my feet to stay

I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm deep in my heart
Deep in my heart, deep in my heart
I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm deep in my heart
Deep in my heart to stay

I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm all over me
All over me, all over me
I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm all over me
All over me to stay

I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm up in my head
Down in my feet, deep in my heart
I've got that Mary Kay® enthusiasm all over me
All over me to stay!

Our Family's Brand   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'The Brady Bunch' TV theme song
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

We needed something for my teenage siblings
To make their pimples and their blackheads go away.
Mom was tired of her old lipstick and new wrinkles.
Daddy said we didn't have a lot to pay.

Then a neighbor took Mom to a skincare party
That's where she was introduced to Mary Kay.
They had products that could solve all of our problems.
And she could really save!

Now Mary Kay's the only brand our family uses
To cleanse and color, moisturize and shave.
We're a happy and a more attractive family.
If you ask us why you're gonna hear us rave!

It's Mary Kay! It's Mary Kay!
Our whole family uses Mary Kay!!!

Mom's Make Up   Back to the top
Pink Parody of the Oscar Mayer Bologna jingle
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

My mommy wears this make up
Its name is Mary Kay®
It makes her look real pretty
But I think it's kind of strange
When people say she looks so fine
That her skin looks as young as mine
She just smiles and says the reason why is
M-A-R-Y-K-A-Y

Movin' Up Boogie   Back to the top
Pink Parody of Boogie Shoes as performed by KC and the Sunshine Band
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Wearing this Red Jacket's been real fine
But there's another goal that's on my mind

I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Yeah, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.

You will be amazed at what I do Oh Yeah
Just watch me step it up in DIQ Yeah, Yeah

I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Well, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.

Bridge
Woo, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Yeah, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Yeah, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Yeah, I wanna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Oh yes I do.
Yeah, I'm gonna put on my, my, my, my director suit. Watch what I do.
Yeah!

NSDs   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'Men in Black' as performed by Will Smith
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Here come the NSDs
It's the NSDs here come the NSDs
Here come the NSDs
The National Sales Directors

The sharp girls at the top deserve props
They got where they are because they never stopped
The title they achieved, NSD they took a dream and made it their reality
So don't blink, think I could be one
New shoes with a hot Saint Johns on
Looking glamorous living in style
You could get used to it after a while
'Cause yo, they ain't got no quotas or limits
If you want it all do the work, just get with it
You could be one and that's a fact
'Cause nobody knows where the next NSD is at

Here come the NSDs
The National Sales Directors
Here come the NSDs
The National Sales Directors

Driving free Caddies for the rest of your life
Yeah, you heard me right, that's rolling tight
Family security as long as you live
Lots of free trips, always Go-Give™
What you think about is what you bring about
Affirmations change your station
Turn your fantasies into memories
I'm an NSD! Say it please
Work is play when you're in this business
Know what I mean
Get to play with make-up for a living
Be the first, last and best line of defense
Against the worst skin in the universe
'Cause it's free Hon, to be one
If you ever see one, envy one get your dream on
NSD that says it all
What's that stand for
National

The NSDs
The NSDs

First you got to learn to talk like 'em, then walk like 'em, get to shop like 'em
Then always look your best like 'em, get to dress like 'em, look just 'em
Then you're gonna be on stage with 'em, get to hang with 'em, get paid with 'em
Build your net worth
Dream Big!

Here come the NSDs
The National Sales Directors
Here come the NSDs
The National Sales Directors

Alright check it let me tell you this in closing
I know it might seem imposing
But trust me, you got what it takes
Believe me; I wouldn't pull your leg
Because they get lots of nice things for free
And they see places most of us won't see
So you want that life; then Girl, make your move
It's all up to you to be an NS, be an NSD

I'll be an NSD
A National Sales Director
I'll be an NSD
A National Sales Director

I'll be an NSD
A National Sales Director
I'll be an NSD
A National Sales Director

The Race is On    Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'The Race is On' as performed by Sawyer Brown
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

I feel my fears wellin' up from deep inside
But its time to put 'em away
'cause I'm running in the race of my life
And that starting bell rings today
I'm saddled up, I've got big goals
Everybody's gonna see
When the dust settles at the finish line
The winner will be me!

Chorus
Now the race is on to be on stage at Seminar
Hard work will get me to the finish line
Ain't holding nothing back I'm gonna win it all
I'm charging hard right out of the gate
My futurity is on that stage
Yeah the race is on and there's no question
That I'm gonna win with Mary Kay

I grew sick and tired of waking up each morning
Wonderin' who was out in the lead
I finally realized the rider in my saddle
Is the one I need to beat
You know a perfect start leads to a perfect finish
Now I'm what you'd call a sure bet
When they gather in the winners' circle
I'm gonna have roses 'round my neck!

Chorus
Chorus

Perfect Start, Power Start   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'New York, New York' as performed by Frank Sinatra
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Have you heard the news today's a new day
So make a brand new start of it with Mary Kay®

I don't care if you're new or signed up years ago
Each day's another chance for dreams to turn to gold

I'm gonna tell you a secret too big to keep
To find success in Mary Kay® this is the key

It's simple to do she showed you the way
Get thirty faces on your books in thirty days

This isn't just a part; no it's the very heart Its perfect start and power start

Perfect start!
Power start!

This is the secret of success that everyone seeks
You've got to set a huge goal, pull out your script, pick up the phone, fill that date book.

Today is the day for your dreams to come true
So make a perfect start of it its up to you

Do it consistently you'll be an NSD
Do perfect start and power start
Just start!!!!!

MAKE UP IS MY BUSINESS   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'Takin' Care of Business' in the style of Bachman Turner Overdrive
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Well there's millions of women they've all got skin and
Somebody's got to make it look great
That's my job and I sure love it give them lotion let them rub it
Oh it always puts a smile on their face
So if your skin's got you scared I can answer all your prayers
Just call me up I'll come and make your day
Better than a magician who can give you all your wishes
I'm your own consultant with Mary Kay®

Make up is my business Mary Kay®
Make up is my business I sell it every day
Make up is my business all the time
Make up is my business I'll make you look so fine
Make up

When you want a free facial I'll come over to your place I'll
Bring a little bit of everything I've got
You can try lipstick and mascara you can bring some friends to share and
When we leave there man you'll all be looking hot
Yeah we'll have a lot of fun and before the evening's done
I'll tell you about this business that I do
You'll see the opportunity then I know that you'll agree
Mary Kay® can help you make your dreams come true that's why

Chorus
Now if you wake up the next morning to the alarm clock's warning
And you realize you haven't slept a wink
'Cause you had all these dollar signs just kept running through your mind
And your dreams were of a Cadillac® that's pink
You've got a strange suspicion skin care could be your mission
You think you want to try this Mary Kay®
Yeah you want to know the joy that comes from being self-employed
Well come on girl your future starts today then you'll say

Chorus

MARY KAY® WOMAN   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'American Woman' in the style of Lenny Kravitz
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

A Mary Kay® woman that's what I'm talking about
Mary Kay® woman you got to check this out
A woman like that always dresses sharp
The make up she wears is like a work of art
She knows who she is her head's held high
Everybody she meets says man that girl is fly
That woman she lives out loud
A Mary Kay® woman stands out from the crowd

Mary Kay® woman she's one of a kind
A Mary Kay® woman always looks so fine
She's always strong but she's never tough
Only her best is ever good enough
Inside her heart she's got that Go-Give™ thing
On the outside yeah she's all bling-bling
That woman always wears a smile
A Mary Kay® woman she's got class and style

Mary Kay® woman that girl's so hot
Mary Kay® woman you want what she's got
You say you want to be a millionaire
This is the path that can get you there
You can drive a pink machine
You can really live your dreams
Would a seven figure income be real nice
What are you worth girl just name your price
Then take it it's all up to you
Be a Mary Kay® woman
Make your dreams come true

Mary Kay® woman that's what it's all about
Mary Kay® woman girl there ain't no doubt
You got to try you got to make a way
Girl you got to fly and today's the day
Do you believe it woman
Can you believe it girl
You best believe it woman
'Cause it can change your world
Just try and my my
What a life my my
It's been so good for me it can be so good for you
I can look you right straight in the eye
And tell you that I know it's true
Do you believe me woman 'cause I believe in you
Start believing woman believe in you
Dreams do come true
Mary Kay® woman

AIN'T THAT PINK CADDIE SEXY   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' in the style of Kenny Chesney
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

It's common that we honor all of those who do their best
We take a shiny medal and we stick it on their chest
Or give a giant golden cup to the team that wins the game
But Mary Kay Ash she had a better idea
She said I'll recognize them with a trophy on wheels
All around the world now folks all react the same

Ain't that pink Caddie sexy
It really turns me on
I see it driving past me
And wish I had me one
I picture me behind the wheel cruising up and down the street
My backside's nice and comfy in that cushioned leather seat
I don't think I'll ever tire of everybody staring at me
Ain't that pink Caddie sexy

There's nothing quite like riding in the lap of luxury
The kicker is that Mary Kay she let's you use them free
It's just her way of saying this gal's the cream of the crop
They used to look like bubblegum but now they're pearlized
And everywhere they're driven man they're always recognized
First people do a double take and then their jaw will drop

Chorus
No you can't go and buy one even if you've got the cash
'Cause everybody knows you've got to earn that kind of class

Ain't that pink Caddie
Ain't my pink Caddie sexy
It really turns me on
I did just what they asked me and now I have me one
Yeah that's me behind the wheel cruising up and down the street
My backside's nice and comfy in that cushioned leather seat
I just wave and flash a smile at everybody staring at me
Ain't my pink Caddie sexy!

MARY KAY® IS UNBELIEVABLE   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'Unbelievable' in the style of EMF
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

I got some education
Then I went and found a job
I thought I'd spend a lifetime there
Then retire with a golden watch
I worked real hard I did my best
And tried to climb the corporate stair
But every time my paycheck came
I saw I wasn't going anywhere

The wage they pay
It's barely enough to live these days
The things they pay
It's unbelievable

We thought we'd take a vacation
While the kids were out of school
I asked for some time off
They looked at me like I was a fool
To think that I would want
To spend time with my family
They had the nerve to criticize
And challenge my priorities

The things they say
There's got to be a better way
The things they say
It's unbelievable

Then somebody talked to me
About Mary Kay® the company
Where I decide how much I earn
And choose the hours I want to work
I answer to no one
They treat me like I'm royalty
I travel now in luxury
And see the world anytime I want to
They give me cars and diamond rings
Now every day's just like a dream

I work from home for myself now
My boss is really cool
There's nothing I like better than
To be here when my kids get home from school
Sometimes I drive by my old job
In my fancy pink Cadillac®
I see the people that I used to know
And it always makes me want to laugh

'Cause I hear them say
I can't believe you live this way
I hear them say
How did you go so far
The things I'm paid
Sometimes it just blows me away
Yes Mary Kay®
Is unbelievable

TIMEWISE®   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'I Will Survive' in the style of Gloria Gaynor
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

At first I was afraid I was terrified
When I looked into the mirror and I saw my hide
There were laugh lines on my mouth and I had crow's feet by my eyes
I wished I could vanish that I could go somewhere and cry
But no not I, I will survive
I called my Mary Kay® consultant and I got TimeWise®
And now I put it on my face every day and every night
My skin is vibrant you know it feels so firm and tight

Wrinkles are gone from off my face
Now I use TimeWise® they had to find some other place
So you might see them on an elephant's rear end
But not on me 'cause they ain't coming back again
No more fine lines no not for me
I got that magic in a bottle and it set me free
Now my skin it looks so young because I use that three in one
And I look fine I use TimeWise®
TimeWise®

It only took a couple weeks 'til I could see a change
The people I'd known all my life they looked at me a little strange
They'd ask me did you cut your hair or maybe lose a little weight
They'd say I'm not sure what it is but you are really looking great
It's got SPF to block the light
I won't give in to Father Time no not without a fight
Because when the moisture comes then the creases start to go
This TimeWise® set's a miracle and I want the world to know

Wrinkles are gone from off my face
Now I use TimeWise® they had to find some other place
So you might see them on an elephant's rear end
But not on me 'cause they ain't coming back again
No more fine lines no not for me
I got that magic in a bottle and it set me free
Now my skin it looks so young because I use that three in one
And I look fine I use TimeWise®
I love TimeWise®

MY MOM DUZ MEREE CAY   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'I Love Rock & Roll' in the style of Joan Jett and the Black Hearts
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Performed by Sheldon 10, Allison 7, & Nicole Boone 5
Inspired by a school paper written by my 7 year-old Allison

Growing up can be a tough thing you see
I wonder what I'll be when I'm seventeen
Mom she wonders too
Here's what she chose to do
She joined a company
One that would make her free
To reach all her hopes and dreams
And still raise a family

Now my mom does Mary Kay®
She wants to be the one who will raise her baby
Mom does Mary Kay®
So she can stay at home and be with me

It takes both roots and wings if I'm gonna succeed
The values that are hers are the ones I need
It don't take a village it takes a mom
To save the world from all that's wrong
I just get one turn on earth
So God sent me to her
She's best qualified to lead me through this life

Chorus I get prepared at home
To face the world when I am grown
She makes it plain to see
She wants the best for me
That I'm her priority
I know that she loves me

Chorus

HYDRATE THE WORLD   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'Highway to Hell' in the style of AC/DC
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

Dirt and oil sun and wind
Make my face look like a saddle bag
Suck the moisture from my skin
Leave me feeling like an ugly old hag
There's a trio that can save the day
Hydro agents H 2 and O
They're on a mission from Mary Kay®
They only do one thing they've only got one goal

They're gonna hydrate the world
Hydrate the world
Hydrate the world
Hydrate the world

So many pimples in my complexion
I swear my face could be an oil well
I need those not so secret weapons
I need some oil-free hydrating gel
This is urgent cries Commander Splash
He sends a signal out across the sky
To save the world and earn lots of cash
All the women in pink unite

They're gonna hydrate the world
Hydrate the world
They're gonna hydrate the world
Hydrate the world
I need moisture

Still Mary Kay® for Me   Back to the top
Pink Parody of 'Still Rock & Roll to Me' in the style of Billy Joel
New lyrics by Jonathan Boone

What's the matter with this job I'm working
Mary Kay asked herself one day
I do twice as much as all the men I've been training
But I'm only getting half the pay
They told her starting up a business wouldn't work for a lady
She paid them no attention let me tell you something baby
Forty years have come and gone and every day she proved them wrong
It's still Mary Kay® for me

Mary Kay said giving people lots of praise and recognition
Is the way to help them to succeed
She said hard work is a virtue but you got to keep a balance
Faith and family are priorities
They told her that a corporation couldn't live the Golden Rule
She did it anyway now tell me who looks like a fool
Forty years have come and gone and every day she proved them wrong
It's still Mary Kay® for me

Oh when the books have all been written on the history of business
In the twentieth century
You'll find a lot of people who built a company or two
But there's only one who founded a dream
The queen of the business scene

What's the matter with just working for a paycheck
Not a thing if all your dreams are small
Diamond rings and furs and trips around the world
Mary Kay thought you should have it all
They told her nobody would ever drive a Cadillac that's pink
Now there's thousands on the road I wonder what they think
Forty years have come and gone and every day she proved them wrong
It's still Mary Kay® for me

What's the matter with the vision that she painted
Only thing that's missing now is you
Somebody cared enough to share the dream and all its power
It's up to you to make it all come true
There's going to be a lot of people telling you you'll never make it
Just keep the focus on your dream and reach out there and take it
Forty years have come and gone and every day we prove them wrong
It's still Mary Kay® for me

Forty more may come and go
There's one thing that ain't changing though
It's still Mary Kay® for me!

THE PRAYER   Back to the top
Performed by Jonathan Boone & Jennifer Spillman Weight
Written by Carole Bayer Sager & David Foster
(c) 1998 Warner-Tamerlane Publishing Corp. (BMI)
All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission.

I pray you'll be our eyes and watch us where we go
And help us to be wise in times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer as we go our way
Lead us to a place guide us with Thy grace
To a place where we'll be safe

La luce che tu dai
I pray we'll find Thy light
Nel cuore resterà
And hold it in our hearts
A ricordarci che
When stars go out each night
L'eterna stella sei
Nella mia preghiera
Let this be our prayer
Quanta fede c'è
When shadows fill our day
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Thy grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

Sognamo un mondo senza più violenza
Un mondo di giustizia e di speranza
Ognuono di la mano al suo vicino
Simbolo di pace e di traternità

La forza che ci dai
We ask that life be kind
E' il desiderio che
And watch us from above
Ognuono trovi amor
We hope each soul will find
Intorno e dentro a sé
Another soul to love

Let this be our prayer just like every child
Needs to find a place guide us with Thy grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

E' la fede che
Hai acceso in noi
Sento che ci salverà

ONE MOMENT IN TIME   Back to the top
Written by Albert Hammond & John Bettis
© Albert Hammond Music, Warner Bros. and John Bettis Music. ASCAP
All rights reserved. Used by permission.

Each day I live
I want to be a day to give the best of me
I'm only one but not alone
My finest day is yet unknown
I broke my heart for every gain
To taste the sweet I faced the pain
I rise and fall
Yet through it all this much remains

I want one moment in time
When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams
Are a heart beat away
And the answers are all up to me
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny
Then in that one moment of time
I will feel eternity

I've lived to be the very best
I want it all no time for less
I've laid the plans
Now lay the chance here in my hands

Chorus
You're a winner for a lifetime
If you seize that one moment in time
Make it shine

 

 
 

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